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brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

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punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS. This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit. IT GOT BETTER.
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tardis221b:

tardis221b:

do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural

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mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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You have a valid argument
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we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

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b0mbshell101: i follow back(:
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urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

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